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Joke of the Day

"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."

"The avengers walk into a bar Except vision. He phased."

"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they always steal all of the green cards."

"My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer."

"My friend's getting rich by selling photos of koi in clothes. He says it's as easy as shooting fish in apparel."

"What do you call a six sided shape that's missing? A hex-a-gone"

"How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want? Tentickles."

"To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential."

"Last year I felt miserable and depressed, but now I turned that around.. Now I'm depressed and miserable"

"What did the Oxen say to his son moving out? Bison"