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Joke of the Day

"Job interview -It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. Whats 19x17? -36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick."

"An Elderly Couple were Watching TV They died."

"Optimistic Thought of the Day: You are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome."

"What is blurrier the more you squint? Everything."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !"

"Two handicapped men walk into a bar... PRAISE THE LORD!!"

"Where do minions shop? Banana Republic"

"What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet."

"Why don't the British make computers? They can't figure out how to make them leak oil."

"Tater Tots are chewed up French Fries"