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Joke of the Day

"Joke From My Niece Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"A creepy man is dragging a little girl into the woods. \- ""I'm scared, I'm scared!!"" she's crying. \- ""Stop crying. You think it's easy for me, ha?! The way back I'll have to do by myself."""

"A little girl says to her Mother: Girl: Mom, I'm Bleeding. Mother: That's OK sweetie. It's just a sign you're becoming a woman. Girl: OK I was just worried about this axe in my shoulder."

"Dropped a gorilla into my apartment so I could shoot my roommate"

"Barry hoped one of the almost dozen puns he told his son would make him laugh. No pun in ten did."

"[first date] GIRL: When you said ""fitness freak"" in your profile, this isn't what I expected HALF-MAN/HALF-TREADMILL: It was an old photo"

"A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting."

"Why was Beethoven making a lot of money? His property was Fur Elise"

"What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark? A LED Zeppelin"

"What does Bob Marley wear to sleep? pa-jammins"