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Joke of the Day

"Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions."

"""Dad, where do zebras come from?"" Well son, when a referee loves a horse very much"

"Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence? For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma"

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."

"You know what's pretty cool? A cellar :)"

"I went to the School of Engineering formal this weekend. Walked up to a girl... ""Are you a civil engineer... cause DAM GIRL!"" she went home with me..."

"What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone"

"May I hold your baby? May I throw her across the room into that pile of empty boxes? Okay, I'll just hold her then."

"I'm never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist."

"I don't like the Man I become when I answer Dora before my toddler does"