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Joke of the Day
"My dog is an alcoholic... So he had to be put in the 20 step program."
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"Funniest Joke Ever. Nevermind, it actually isn't that funny. Ok well... A bear and a rabbit... No no... It's not that funny. Nevermind."
"What stops rape every time? Consent."
"Astrology Fact of the Day (Aquarius) Aquarius, with an extra M becomes aquariums."
"It sounds like the dog's nails need trimming. Either that or she's off in the distance, typing, ""It was a dark and stormy night."""
"When I was a kid I was a sore loser... ...,I cried every time my dad beat me."
"Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator."
"My dick was once in the book of world records... But then I got kicked out of the library."