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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Why are gay men sometimes referred to as ""butt pirates?"" Cause they love plundering booty."

"A study found that being cool in HS does not lead to being successful. The study was conducted by Moms who mean well but aren't helping."

"What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? Put it on my bill."

"I watched Cinderella backwards today..."

"As a kid, the thing that used to annoy me about going to church was all the standing up and sitting down and kneeling... I wish the priest could just pick a position and fuck me."

"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."

"I got arrested the other day for holding a little girl's hand They wanted to know where the rest of her body was"

"All of the good tweets are either married or gay."

"Why do we never run out of math teachers? Because they are always multiplying."

"Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom."