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Joke of the Day
"I'm at my most Michael Phelps when I find out someone has peed in the pool."
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"I thought I had Tinnitus but the doctor said it was all in my head."
"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. One to change it and his girlfriend to give him a blowjob when he's done."
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"What do you call a lesbian prostitute? A rug hooker."
"My grandma married 2 men named Grover. I think she just had a thing for the name Grover, because she also married 2 women named Grover"
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