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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say, many hand make for light work, But one hand make for quick job."
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"My parents are pretty middle aged. ""So? That's pretty norm-"" *two knights bust in* ""CHILD, DOST THOU REQUEST REFRESHMENTS FROM THE TAVERN?"""
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