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Joke of the Day

"Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class."

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."

"What don't you want to hear after performing oral sex on Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."

"What's a storm trooper's favorite date? March 4th"

"Hackgate: Patriots hacked Seattle headsets and knew they were going to throw the ball."

"How many jews can u fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6 million in the ashtray. .."

"i like my memes how i like my burgers... rare and hearty"

"How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it."

"Give me a compliment. A woman looks into the mirror and says to her husband: ""I feel fat, old and ugly, give me a compliment"". The man replies: ""Your eyes are still working great""."

"A model train set is the male equivalent of 25 cats."