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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it."

"Q: Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement? A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances."

"I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they're ok."

"My internet's signal always lose connection Just like my ex wife"

"Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!"

"For sale Dead Budgie Not going cheep"

"How to stop checking someone's Facebook page: 1. Delete your Facebook profile 2. Break your phone 3. Give away your laptop 4. Die"

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down a bitches throat."

"I am the Anti-Hammer. You can touch this. Go ahead. Touch it! ANTI-HAMMER TIME!"

"It must be almost impossible for chalk-outline guys not to turn victims' hands into turkeys this time of year."