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Joke of the Day

"I was once stoned in Memphis And I entered this weird contest where you had to walk on famous Jessicas. I was walking with my feet 10 ft off a Beal."

"What is Walter White's favourite band? Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !"

"Hi electron, will you be at home tonight? Probably."

"My friends butler lost his left arm in an accident serves him right."

"What do you call a def, Mexican Superman? No hero"

"Did you know that, during the first game of the 1936 baseball season, the Boston Braves managed to win while also badly injuring six players on the opposing team? They were truly ruthless."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings"

"Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over? HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES"

"A man walks into a bar. Ouch"