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Joke of the Day

"I'm at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald's employee what my change back should be."

"A man walks into a zoo with only one animal, a dog... It was a shitzu"

"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna."

"Sally Why could Sally never answer questions about her previous husbands? They all beat her."

"How do men in New Zealand address their women? ""Hey! Ewe!"""

"What do you call something big and pink Deez nuts gotti"

"What do you call a black guy who fly's a plane for a living? A PILOT you fucking racist!"

"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."

"Some people wouldn't know good literature even if... ...they got slapped across the face with a Moby Dick."