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"No, YOU'RE a nary tract infection"
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"A farmer wins $30 million in a lottery A reporter asks him if he's going to retire and he says ""No, I'm just going to keep farming until it's all gone."""
"FACT: The internet was invented to globalize complaining."
"Instead of pulling people over for texting, the police should be out there pulling people over for not texting me back."
"My therapist thinks meeting women on twitter for sex is a bad idea. His wife disagrees."
"NOW THAT is a great looking tie! just. WOW. I mean, SHIT, that's nice! seriously, that tie is fucking PERFECT! ... I ran over your kid."
"A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see he was $15 in arrears."
"What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you? Mi Ghosta!!"
"[raises hand in English class] Why do we need to be learned English? ""Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"""
"I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that's the last thing I need."