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Joke of the Day

"It's not fair to blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. It was more of a Domino effect."

"What do you call a gay indian? A Brave Sucker Best friends dad coughed this one up to his son-in-law that was native american."

"Awful Purim Joke Grogger? I hardly knew her!"

"Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter."

"What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion."

"I want to start a Precedents Day, but it's tough because there's never been one before."

"What did Obama say when he was alone? Obamaself"

"""Okay, but do you know HOW I pulled you over?"" -Cop's desperate attempt to show off"

"It's weird that 'coward' doesn't mean ""towards a cow"". *sips wine*"

"Sometimes instead of saying ""For Example"", I'll say something such as ""such as"", for example."