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Joke of the Day

"Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter."

"I bought a Russian porno magazine the other day called Barely Legal. Opened it up and there was a picture of two men holding hands."

"College graduates, did you know there are people that went to Princeton that can't find a job? And you just went to a normal shitty school."

"Why is it that most people who are against abortion.. Are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place. R.I.P. George Carlin."

"I just watched the uncut version of Scarface. It was just called ""Face."""

"What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral? One less drunk."

"How many times does 1 go into 0? As Many Times As It Wants!"

"What's black and white and red all over? Schindler's List"

"Got a long rambling phone call in spanish.. I don't know who they were, or what they were saying, but im pretty sure they're bringing me tostadas in one hour."

"Why does DMX hate sweatshirts? he dunno where the hood at"