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Joke of the Day

"What if God is a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it."

"I feel like I've eaten three countries! ...namely Turkey, Chile and Greece."

"Have you heard about the man born with five cocks? His pants fit him like a glove."

"I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."

"What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office."

"What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested ""You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!"" ""Well"" said the cannibal ""soon you'll be a manager in chief."""

"2 black people are quickly walking to work get it?"

"I have a joke about minidisc... ...but it's a little CD."

"Name a household appliance that you everyday... my wife...but shes gone and i need to do the dishes myself now"