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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf? They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'"

"What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended"

"Some people pride themselves on their hard work. I pride myself on doing so little and yet keeping my job."

"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? Because there's no rest for the wicked."

"Real chemist never dies ...just stops reacting."

"Years ago I used to do a lot of drag racing... ...buy I kept tripping in those high heels"

"what sex position makes an ugly baby??? ASK YOUR MA!"

"The Flash series must be really good... ...too bad everything happens too fast."

"Being a mom means saying things that shouldn't be threatening in a very threatening manner. Like, ""EAT YOUR CEREAL!"" for example."

"Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?"