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Joke of the Day
"Real chemist never dies ...just stops reacting."
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"I've found that jogging is much more fun when you never do it."
"What kind of medicine do bears take? Bayer Asprin"
"Whats your favourite brand of beer? When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser"
"I told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud... ""It should. It was fresh ground this morning"""
"What does a duck call a tractor? A Quakter"
"You have tattoos and curves? *unbuttons pants* You're also batshit crazy? *takes off pants* You listen to Paramore? *puts on clothes*"
"where does honey come from? beez nuts"
"I saw a really lifelike portrait of Donald Trump the other day... ... it was really freaky how the hands followed you around the room."
"Who makes the sweetest video games? Masahiro Saccharide"