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Joke of the Day
"Real chemist never dies ...just stops reacting."
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"I was created in a gas station. I was an in-petro fertilization baby."
"What did the gay Zombie crave? BRIANS."
"You know, Latino jokes are pretty much the same as Black jokes. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jammal"
"What are ISIS militants using to stuff their Thanksgiving goat? Their dicks!"
"Two lesbians walk into red lobster"
"[lights focus on guy in interrogation room] ""Say it. SAY IT."" *points at sign saying ""Worcestershire Sauce""*"
"I thought my friend was being serious when he was talking about rimjobs Turns out it was all tongue in cheek."
"[blind date] (don't let her know ur a dog walker) ""So what do u do?"" Well, I'm like a- [13 dogs jump up on the table and eat her dinner]"
"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"