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Joke of the Day

"What's a stoners favorite word? Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)"

"How does one make a Nazi? With a ropesy."

"Why was the burrito embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing."

"TIFU by giving someone the wrong sandwich at a deli Whoops, wrong sub"

"what's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Jesus? Jesus died a virgin."

"Me: I'm a confident driver Friend: You almost just ran someone over Me: Confidently tho"

"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."

"[Dark] What is a Muslims favourite phone? Galaxy Note 7 (Exploding Variant) Just kidding it's an iPhone, you racist fuck. This joke has probably already been said before, so please up-vote."

"What does Kodak film and a condom have in common? They both capture that special moment"

"GOD- ""I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth"" *Fish slip the LORD a $20* ""On second thought how about a flood?"""