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Joke of the Day

"A Brit and an American are having a conversation. The American says: ""Wtf do you mean, 'let's go smoke a fag'?""."

"A friend and I are walking down the street When we see a dog laying in the yard , licking his balls. My friend says ""I wish I could do that!"". I told him "" I bet that dog would bite you!"""

"handsome when there are 3 people it is a threesome. when there are 2 people it is a twosome. thats why you're handsome."

"What do you call an undercover cop? A pig in a blanket."

"It's gonna be ok."

"What is beethoven doing in his grave Decomposing haha it's funni"

"""Hello Mr. Ress, how have you been?"" asked the psychologist. ""I feel as though people use me as something to fall back on."" he replied. ""And why do you think that is, Matt?"""

"Why was the smurf's hat blue? Cus it was sad."

"Fun Prank 1.) Go to Yoga class 2.) Compliment some people on their mats 3.) Unroll 20x25 oriental rug."

"""So you know how girls have XX chromosomes and guys have XY chromosomes?"" ...Asked the biologist. ""Well I want you to be my Y, cause I'd hate to ask you to be my X."""