200880

Joke of the Day

"A Brit and an American are having a conversation. The American says: ""Wtf do you mean, 'let's go smoke a fag'?""."

"What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians? Al-Gebra"

"What's the most boring cut of meat? Filet minYAWN"

"With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!"

"A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the UK."

"I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don't know if they're showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner."

"Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget!"

"Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up."

"I think it's about time Taylor Swift wrote a song and called it ""Maybe I am The Problem""."

"[lumberjack interview] BOSS: I'm gonna ""axe"" you a few questions. Haha do you get it? ME: Yeah I ""saw"" that coming BOSS: Ooo welcome aboard!"