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Joke of the Day
"What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss? ""There is no porpoise."""
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"I have a really annoying joke but first you will need to take a deep breath and blink hard... Ha, now you are conscious of your breathing and blinking."
"It's chilly this morning. I should let my nipples do the typing."
"This lady on the train has that raspy, cigarette, alcohol, at death's door kinda voice. I'ma see if she'll record my voice mail message."
"What is a 72? A 69 with 3 people watching."
"me *sees wife's cheesecake* future me [sent here to warn me what would happen if I ate it] *knocks on the front door* me *already eating it*"
"What did the father say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Hey you're in my son"""
"If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too."
"What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love it will be for heifer."
"It's so weird to think that nothing before the invention of pics happened."