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Joke of the Day

"Someday Kevin Bacon will become a restauranteur... He could open up a steakhouse called *Hoof-Loose*."

"How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard? You just track the fresh prints. Sorry if its a repost I just heard it."

"You know that pestering someone because the don't watch the same TV shows as you isn't a personality, right?"

"What has three feet but no legs? A yardstick."

"What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell."

"To Usain Bolt who stole my neon jacket You can run, but you can't hide"

"Be careful how much wine you drink, might end up vacuuming the driveway in your panties"

"She won't admit she's obsessed with Instagram... But her kids' names are Brannan, Kelvin, and Valencia."

"A coyote was singing and asked a donkey to join The donkey responded, ""I would love to, but I'm a little hoarse."""

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants the bartender asks ""doesn't that thing annoy you?"" The pirate says ""arr, it's driving me nuts"""