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Joke of the Day
"What did the floor say to the desk? I can see your drawers!"
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"What's the difference between an insurance company and an asshole? If you shove money into an asshole at least you can expect to get shit back"
"What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor."
"What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze? a 'fan'atic."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... And I said ""that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old."""
"Q: Who is always your friend at school? A: Your princi-pal."
"TIL if you buy the new MacBook Pro There is no escape."
"What did the mime say to his girlfriend?"
"What do you call a flying turtle? A shellicopter."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. -not an original, just wanted to share."