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Joke of the Day

"What did the floor say to the desk? I can see your drawers!"

"What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah...."

"The banana asked the vibrator... The banana asked the Vibrator ""Why are *you* shaking, shes going to *eat* me!"""

"A skelington walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop"

"Just saw the hood of my jacket out of the corner of my eye and jumped out of the way, in case the Navy SEALS are hiring."

"What are the strongest days? Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays"

"I think I'm going to adopt a kid.. Recycling is important, after all."

"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"

"Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon."

"Society's a wreck because Superman has nowhere to change."