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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Apple's next beauty product? The iLiner."
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"Have you seen the new Asian cookbook? ""How to wok your dog."" Credit goes to my friend Steve"
"How do you call the mexican who lost it car? Carlos"
"U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Dammit we lost him"
"Why was the electron mad? Well, it doesn't really matter..."
"If you liked ""These Boots Are Made for Walkin"" youll enjoy other hits like ""This Toaster Toasts Things"" and ""Whats the Phone Number for 911"""
"9/10 people believe that... Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9. -Colin Mochrie"
"My wife claims to be very good at yoga... but I think she's just a poser."
"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."
"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."