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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support or people are going to think we are nuts."

"Wedding At a wedding, the pastor asked all the married men in the crowd to put their arm over the person who makes their life worth living. The bartender was crushed to death."

"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney, the Jews go up."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !"

"any love for Trump reversal jokes? In Obama's America, you serve the president, in Trump's America the president serves you."

"Small town gynecologists... I bet they spend a lot of time looking up old friends."

"They say it's impossible to be sad and happy at the same time My wife just told me I have the biggest dick out of all my brothers."

"HR: You know why we called you down? Me:Hm. Promotion? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to reporting a hacking."

"Wife: Rock the baby. Me: *plugs in amp*"

"What's a down-side of being a paedophile? You have to go to bed early."