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Joke of the Day

"Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark? Because he's a sub woofer."

"I forget, are you supposed to be happy when you see their exes are ugly, or worried that you might be ugly too?"

"My Thai girlfriend says a small penis isn't a problem in a loving relationship... I still wish she didn't have one."

"I'm making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland The flag is a big plus"

"TIFU when my parents weren't home. turns out it is really hard getting your dick out of a dvd once you get erect"

"What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape? A circle, eh."

"Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you."

"What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag."

"How do you know when a Jewish chef is done cooking? You check the oven."

"What's the most offensive jokes you guys have? What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear"