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Joke of the Day

"I forget, are you supposed to be happy when you see their exes are ugly, or worried that you might be ugly too?"

"""I maul out of love"" - Bear Supply"

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go inside a store without Robin"

"Last night for Halloween, I saw exactly 12 people dressed like Eleven. I know this because after the 9th 11, I swore I'd never forget."

"[Snake family queueing to get on the train] [They spot Samuel L Jackson already on board] SNAKE DAD: Not this shit again."

"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? To get to the other side."

"Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable."

"I would tell a joke about my dick... but there isn't much to it.. :("

"""Rate your high fives on a scale of 1-10"" ""Oh, I would say they are a high five"""

"What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."