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Joke of the Day

"Can you conquer the largest continent on earth? No, but Genghis Khan!"

"Welcome to r/Jokes Where the jokes aren't funny and the points don't matter!"

"Joe is getting ready his Batman impression... So he decides to show his friend Bob. ""Hey Bob, wanna see a Batman impression?"" ""Okay."" ""NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"" ""That's Superman."" ""Thanks Bob!"""

"What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas."

"Went hunting with Willie Nelson and we each got a turkey. Now that's what I call killing 2 birds with one stoner."

"This is why I drink. - Me, doing anything sober."

"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."

"So I poured my root beer into a square glass... now I just have beer [](http://i.imgur.com/FVEqK.jpg)"

"How did the terminal cancer patient do in school? He passed."

"No rule against wearing an old Halloween costume to Thanksgiving. Let your racist uncle talk presidential politics with Donkey from Shrek."