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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."

"Why are there no living cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all."

"NSFW: Why would I not vote for Bernie Sanders Because he is BS."

"Two tomatoes cross the street Two tomatoes cross the street. One of the tomatoes gets hit by a car, and the other tomatoe goes ""Aw, come on... Catch up!"""

"Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"

"So let me get this straight, a 747 can carry a space shuttle on its ""back"", and yet airlines charge for overweight baggage?"

"I like my women like quality agronomy soil... ..good penetration to 8"", bare surface, and minimal crust."

"What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A cramberry."

"Trying to give up cold turkey It's hard though when there is so much left over from Christmas."