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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."

"What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc? The Yellow Fellow."

"2 bats hanging on a branch Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, ""Do you recall your worst day last year?"" The other responds, ""Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"""

"I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client. Oops, wrong sub."

"What do you call a grandma without teeth giving you a blowjob? No denture adventure."

"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy."

"Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated? So their skin won't feel so abrucive"

"Ellie Goulding could really take her relationship to the next level... ... if she married Darth Vader (Don't know if I should be proud, but yes this is OC)"

"Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold."

"First man discovered fire. Then he invented the wheel. Then there was, like, 500 years where he just kept setting the wheel on fire."