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"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism"
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"Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them."
"What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? The entire outfit is compromised."
"What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? The Mercedes can easily reach 40."
"What does a forward thinking person say? wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"Whenever a woman says ""how are you different from other men?"" I normally respond with ""I'm fucking hilarious."" @MaleHonesty86"
"What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish? Stealhead!"
"Dude goes to convenience store and asks for cigarettes, gets one and warning reads "" Smoking can cause impotency"" politely asks ""Bro, give me the pack that causes cancer"""
"Calling your girlfriend by her Moms name during a fight is a great way to escalate the situation."
"A programmer goes to do groceries. His wife tell him: -- Buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen. He comes back with thirteen loaves of bread. -- But why?, she asks. -- They had eggs."