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Joke of the Day
"If you're ever cold go stand in a corner... ...and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
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"A Russian teaching his son the spelling of assassination One ass behind another ass, behind that I, and behind me the whole nation."
"The most massive object of our entire supercluster Hey, you're like the Great Attractor Thanks man No I mean like you're the heaviest thing in the known universe"
"Slaves be like ""Oh, you worked four years for your Bachelors?"" I worked 50 for my Masters"
"*Jesus sits down at the bar* ""The boss says we have to start charging you for water"""
"Text ""SAVEUTAH"" to 90999 and get Gary Coleman shipped to the millions in Haiti presently living without Gary Coleman."
"Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO? Because they're always bunny-hopping."
"I lost my rutabaga I'm sure it'll turnip somewhere."
"so i accidentally stabbed my friend's butt last night... but he forgave me, it was an asshole."
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."