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Joke of the Day
"If you're ever cold go stand in a corner... ...and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
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"Distraught after losing a full carton of milk, I tattooed its photo on my kid's face, in hope someone recognizes and returns it."
"What's yellow and smells of bananas? Monkey sick"
"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C EH N EH D EH"
"Making people uncomfortable & upset really gives me the most happiness in life . Above all else , I hope to make you feel wrong"
"""And to my son Ronald, I leave my entire collection of mint-condition, never-been-opened LinkedIn Updates emails."""
"What is a King's favourite piece of Golf Equipment? His Royal Tee"
"What do you call a monkey terrorist? A Baboom!"
"I never could get into spanking as a fetish. But, you know, different strokes for different folks."
"the best part about kissing a girl is that fun little 30yr build-up right before it happens"