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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player? Pocahontas"
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"It's like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me."
"What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down? The owner calls Triple Eh."
"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick"
"I was walking along the road the other day when I saw a dead, baby ghost... ...however if I think about it it was probably a handkerchief"
"What did the ocean said to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."
"*stands on a curb next to a stranger* What if i was this tall"
"Two homeless guys are watching a dog lick it's nuts... ... One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" The other scoffs and replies ""you'd wanna ask him first"""
"I used poo to wash my hair. What a sham! Poo doesn't work at all!"
"How is Star Trek like toilet paper? It circles Uranus looking for Klingons."