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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a racist.... I'm not a racist, Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people. Also Whats black and doesn't work? Half of london"

"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."

"Me: I love you Him: you just drank 1/4 of your beer through your nostril Me: that is also true"

"the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!"

"Role playing in the bedroom was fun until my wife gave me a speeding ticket."

"alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is, ""why were you barely conscious on the kitchen floor eating dog food?"""

"Teacher: How Old is your father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born."

"Why did the melon have commitment issues? Because he cantaloupe"

"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play."

"A baguette in the butt must be a pain in the ass"