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Joke of the Day
"Best advice I can give to newlyweds is to buy a really comfortable couch."
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"I love being a pessimist. I'm either always right or pleasantly surprised."
"What was the precursor to USB? USA"
"How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer? Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha."
"Why does Star Wars have 100s of people using lasers to fight and literally NOBODY using them to etch cute wooden drink coasters"
"When in doubt, ignore an unknown number on your mobile, never hit Reply All, and always wear clothes when you step out of your house."
"My wife got mad at me for my long-term addiction to watching Bruce Willis movies. I told her old habits die hard"
"Are news anchors secretly insulting you? Moron this story at 11."
"What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted ""shut your hole"" at him? ""Babe, it's a valve!"""
"What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised? Probable Cosby"