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Joke of the Day
"180 degree Celsius = pi radian Celsius"
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"Love is... when you washed your cat and it still comes to you after."
"BOSS: Ok so far so good. But before we finish the interview I'm gonna have you take a typing test. LOBSTER: *looking down at claws* Shit"
"I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?"
"There are 10 types of people... (with a twist) There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't and those who understand the off-by-one error."
"""You the bomb."" ""No, you the bomb."" In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument."
"Nancy Reagan gave the ultimate sacrifice today... She'd rather die than see Trump win the GOP nomination"
"Why doesn't Oedipus curse? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !"
"Cable guy's here. I plan on yelling ""DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU IN FRONT OF HIM!"" to my girlfriend before he leaves."