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Joke of the Day

"180 degree Celsius = pi radian Celsius"

"What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate? No, a fence."

"The fastest way to convert from centimeters to meters... Just remove the first 5 letters."

"A good rule to live by Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

"Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is ""the most fun a girl can have for $15."" They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico."

"About yesterdays Alabama vs. Auburn game... I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday."

"My friend always wanted to work in animation, but never got past the interview He just couldn't understand the difference between a professional ""colorist"" and a professional ""racist"""

"I spent 96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein. It was the grater of two evils."

"One time I fell off a 20ft ladder, then climbed right back up and jumped off a second time to show that ladder who's in charge."

"A woman gave birth to triplets. She named them Tim, Tom, and Tat. Unfortunately at feeding time there was no tit for Tat."