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Joke of the Day
"I do resistance training every day It's called refusing to go to the gym"
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"2 scientists walk into a bar... The first one says ""I'll have some H2O"", the second one says ""I'll have some H2O too"". The bartender looks at them and says ""Are you two idiots talking about water?"""
"What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine? They both have a hard time pulling off a twist."
"Why do men like breasts so much? They prove men can concentrate on two things at once."
"My dog thinks I collect small bags of poo"
"Today, I had two religious people for dinner. That makes me an ""ate-theist""."
"What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'"
"I went to see a psychic today She said she was expecting me"
"What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm."
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"