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Joke of the Day
"You can teach a man to lead a fish to water but you can't make him drink a horse"
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"What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees? Social justice."
"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick"
"What did the nun say to the priest? Shut up"
"The cool thing about being happy is you get to live in crippling fear that it will all go away soon"
"People who generalize.. I find people who generalize to be complete idiots."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? (None, they just beat the room for being black)"
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"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"