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Joke of the Day
"What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms? They both make up everything!"
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"What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called? A Sith."
"Would I miss my leg or my arm more? (me, lying in bed, deciding which to put outside the blanket for the monster under the bed to rip off)"
"When I was young, I thought girls didn't poop Now I realize they're all full of shit"
"Why are camels considered the ships of the desert? They are full of arab semen."
"What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery? No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!"
"I'm not letting anyone into my head until I've cleaned up the place."
"Just found out that my sexy new girlfriend stays in shape by playing football. She's a keeper."
"You know what they say about small feet... Big truck"
"What's a pedophile's favorite pair of shoes? White Vans."