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Joke of the Day
"Smoking kills. Smoking panics. Smoking tries to hide the body."
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"(new york guy murmuring ""eyy im walkin here"" over and over in his sleep) aww hes having a dream where hes running"
"I started playing a new drinking game recently, Every time I am depressed I take a drink. That game is called alcoholism."
"Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip clubeveryone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars"
"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance of not going to work tomorrow. Tequila gives you a 1 in 3 chance."
"""I just need some space."" - astronaut break up"
"what do you call a male suppository? A manpon"
"Friends are like snowflakes... If you pee on them, they'll dissapear."
"CHINA: how can we fix our economic problems??? GERMANY: how do we reestablish our engineering reputation??? USA: OH MY GOD RAT WITH A PIZZA"
"I'll tell you what I know about midgets and dwarves. Very little"