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Joke of the Day
"I ordered a new joke in the mail... It's pretty funny, but I haven't quite gotten the delivery yet"
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"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."
"I wish I could press a finger to this loud, profane, obnoxious boy's forehead and instantly transmit to him the sadness of being an adult."
"How long do you have to wear a soul patch before your cravings for souls goes away completely?"
"I don't need people. I have potato chips. And unlike people you can enjoy them and then legally throw their crumpled remains into a campfire"
"""What aisle has the milk?"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers* ""What aisle has the milk?"""
"What do you do if you're smoking weed in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman Park in it bruh"
"""Rest this big wireless transmitter on your balls for several hours a day. I'm sure it's fine."" -- laptop computers"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits, and the other fucks between shits."
"My penis is only four inches But some girls like it that wide."