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Joke of the Day

"How come reddit posters have no babies? Because OP never delivers."

"Can you get a tattoo on your penis? Yea, but it would be hard."

"Yo Mama's so stupidshe got locked in a ""Furniture World"" and slept on the floor."

"there are some really great cocktails you can have when it gets cold. Gin and coffee, gin and hot water, microwaved gin, go nuts"

"""Vodka, Sambuca, Tequila, Jager!"" I'm calling the shots."

"sapnu puas Turn it upside down ;)"

"I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric and cable."

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."

"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."

"The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts."