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Joke of the Day

"Naked and Afraid, but it's just me staring down a spider in the shower."

"Fish I've got a great pet fish. I called him home. He is an absolutely wonderful fish! You might even say there's no plaice like home!"

"Why do they call it ejaculate... when it's usually early?"

"I thought I had a Twitter Crush but his wife thought otherwise"

"What is a cowboy's favorite salad dressing? If you answered ""Ranch"", you are mistaken...it was a trick question. Cowboys don't eat salad."

"My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton? Bill got fucked in the oval office and Hillary just got fucked out of it."

"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher? He had to work it out with a pencil."

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH"

"CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth."