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Joke of the Day

"What is a cowboy's favorite salad dressing? If you answered ""Ranch"", you are mistaken...it was a trick question. Cowboys don't eat salad."

"What can't you hear a pterodactyl go the bathroom? Because the P is silent..."

"How did the lawyer chip his tooth? The ambulance slammed on its brakes."

"If it was Raining Men I doubt anyone'd say Hallelujah. Pretty sure people'd be screaming things like, ""Augh! That guy just killed my mom!"""

"What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? Poll dancing!"

"What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common? Both of them can smell it but neither is allowed to eat it."

"White girl frustrated in the 1700's: ""I shan't even"""

"I like my sex like I like my belts... If it's not tight enough, I'll move it to another hole ."

"So, I came up with this on my own... ""You can say Whitney got on... The SOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

"I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I'm asleep."