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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that the sine function left home? He still comes home periodically."

"This one will make your taste-buds tingle! ""What does a nosy pepper do?"" ""It gets jalapeno business."""

"What did the 0 say to the 8? ""Nice fuckin' belt."""

"Did you know drinking beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."

"When my friends come over they know to ask ""may I sit here"" and then we look at my dog to see if it's OK"

"Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair"

"There are 3 reasons for ""Liking"" someone's Facebook status: 1. I agree. 2. I realise this is about me, so I'm liking it to rub it in your face. 3. I want to bang you."

"Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght? At a crow bar."

"Guy shoots Fake Gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auw8wJVU0l8"

"How often do I drink Blue Moon? Once in awhile."