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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that the sine function left home? He still comes home periodically."
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"I'm giving ""Up"" DVDs for Lent"
"if anyone tels u ""evryday is a gift, thats why its caled the present"" just say ""evryday begins in sadness, thats why its caled the mourning"""
"Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves."
"Wanna Hear a Joke? My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... you see it fun because marriage is terrible."
"What do making love in a canoe and Budweiser have in common? Both are fucking close to water."
"Today, I saw a painting unveiled at a museum, but it was merely a red dot on canvas. It must have been a period piece."
"Parenting: 1st kid: Document their every move 2nd kid: forget to pick them up 99% of the time"
"Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers."
"Blind man on his virgin experience with a lady ""It was a shot in the dark"""