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Joke of the Day
"Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die."
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"My 40 time Is about 4.2 gulps"
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"What's your emergency? Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? because it didnt want to swim in the hot chocolate"
"Why did the Hipster burn his lip? He drank coffee before it was cool."
"These food blogs start simple. 'How to cook rice. Boil. Serve' But over time... 'How to creme brulee baba ganoush with caramel'."
"What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account? He who smelt it, dealt it."
"Why are Indians the best pizza makers? Because they always do the kneedful."
"You know you're an alcoholic when... ...your local liquor store is moving and they come to your house for boxes."