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Joke of the Day
"Current beard: Outdoor woodsman Current body: Indoor couchman"
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"What's the mass of a large chunk of tree? 10g"
"Apparently certain types of ink can cause cancer I'm starting to get a bit worried, I've been smoking cigarettes wrapped in that stuff for a while now."
"Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse."
"What's the difference between a hammer and a mallet? I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."
"Seal walks into a..... Club (old, I know but one of my favourites)"
"Atheists don't believe in God or the ""i before e except after c"" rule of spelling."
"We are probably the first generation that will have our user names on the headstone"
"I'm a real Renaissance Woman (riddled with plague)"
"Violinists are so brave. They fret not."