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Joke of the Day

"Why did the guy have Ben Franklin tattooed on his dick? His girlfriend was great at blowing 100 bucks."

"Why don't people give Melania Trump a break... Life is hard enough growing up as a black woman in the USA."

"I am allergic to fire Everytime I touch it I get burned"

"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."

"Q) What do you call a fat person that eats because they're angry, and is then angry because they eat? A) a viscous circle."

"NyQuil before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before Nyquil, never been a 30-foot panda on the French Riviera selling kites to angry trees."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hang. (P.S I am Christian )"

"How do call an idiot that has an assault rifle pointed at you? Sir."

"How does every racist joke start? With a look over your shoulder."

"Need quick joke idea before I leave work My boss is requiring me to tell one funny quick joke before I leave work. I need your help Reddit!"