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Joke of the Day

"""Why did you leave your last job?"" -I had a typo in a tweet. ""Mistakes happen!"" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. ""Thanks for coming in. Bye"""

"Once upon a time in india a american tourist came to saw tazmahal , he was astonished that indian are daily bathing didn't need a deodorant for hide the body odour, ,,, he is so jealous"

"what was Michael Jackson favorite kind of movie child pornography"

"I just typed ""cupkale"" instead of ""cupcake"" and accidentally invented what has to be the worst dessert idea ever."

"A man had sex with a baby horse [nsfw] He was clearly into pedo-filly-a"

"I wish people would stop asking me where I see myself in 5 years.. I don't have 2020 vision."

"I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger"

"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wifes clothes."

"All You Need Is Love. And an IQ low enough to believe that."

"What do you call a preacher with an erection? A firm believer"