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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders"
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"Fishing... It's like sex. The less you get the more you lie."
"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher's problem? She worked it out with a #2 pencil."
"If I was smarter I'd make my social network passwords impossible to type when drunk."
"*Open up, police!!* ""NO YOU'RE GONNA YELL AT ME."""
"Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike"
"Why was the blonde's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blond, too."
"How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell!"
"Cilla Black arrived at the pearly gates She was greeted by Saint Peter who asked ""who are you and were do you come from"""
"What's the most confusing day in the hood? Father's Day"