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Joke of the Day

"Why do whites call it reverse racism? because, only whites are racist."

"I came home to my wife yelling ""The square root of pi!"" angrily. I told her she was being irrational."

"""To be and not to be"" ~ Schrodinger's Hamlet"

"Customer: Why does your sign say ""Fine Dining""? Waiter: We can dream can't we?"

"My mom said I had to become closer to Jesus... We haven't spoken much since the border patrol incident"

"Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side"

"What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!"

"what retail store does a cat go to when it loses it's tail? a retail sto- goddamn it I did it again"

"I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me"

"Been at this farmer's market for 20 minutes. Haven't seen a single beard. About to FREAK OUT & start throwing these organic soaps"